Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 22, 2020

Gimmee six tickets…..

I worked with a Lotto winner. She got an annual $30,000 prize which she quickly spent each time the check arrived.

Well, he’s got the look down already.

I’ve never bought a lottery ticket. . .

If ever I’d be blessed with the lottery, I hope I’d be Jed Clampett.

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I don’t plan on growing up! Unfortunately I, apparently do have to grow old! ;o}

When I was young we did not have lotteries, but I always wanted to be an eccentric millionaire-I think I made it to the eccentric part.

If he lives to be 45,000 years old won’t have won big. The Lottery is a tax on people who don’t have a clue about math.

Before the modern-day lotteries, I used to watch The Millionaire on TV (1955-1960) and fantasize about being selected by John Beresford Tipton, Jr. to receive a check for one million dollars, tax free. The best part was that it did not cost me anything but time to watch.

Hey, that’s my old joke. In the meantime it’s a good idea to have an interim job. ;-)

i’m still hoping to be a grownup some day…

I want to be alive at a hundred and ninety five when I grow up.