Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 15, 2020

If he would’ve stopped saying “hm” maybe he could’ve heard it sooner.

There’s a “hmm…..hmmm!” Gag here, but, we’ll let it slide!

“Ludlow Peaswatter”…sounds like the name of one of the characters Groucho would have played in a Marx Brothers movie…

I guess it depends on how you define alive.

“What is life?” – St. George-of-Bangladesh

Her Heart is covered with massive amounts of fat from all the crap she devours…Oy

Is he sure?

The secret to Broomie being some 1000+ years old.. her heart only beats once every 4 ~ 15 minutes.

Slowing down the heart beat is a prime reason to live so long for withchy folk.

Broom Hilda has Covid19 because test not infalliable. Lol

And you thought she was heartless.

I love when that happens.

Are you hinting Broomie might be a conservative?

Old Reliable Ludlow Peaswatter proves what we suspected all along, my living little green goofball….

I just named my milk-cow heifer’s first calf “Ludlow Peaswatter”!!!