Close to Home by John McPherson for May 09, 2020

Wow i thought in heaven all was forgiven. Guess i was wrong even Bleeb looks pissed that Ed was let in.

He tolerated all four, so he’s a saint.

Well, he has an eternity to make it up to them!!

As I understand Heaven, you wouldn’t have to deal with them, or they with you.

God was pissed, so she took their side.

If he has to deal with pissed ex wives, it’s not heaven. False labeling.

Whew, I don’t have to worry about my ex-wife. I pretty much know where she’ll end up!

So, this isn’t heaven then?

Ed outlived 4 wives? That is a male rarity. Usually its the women who are last to go.

And here you thought everything was going to be perfect in heaven.

I’ve often wondered about this same scenario.

Heaven is a very big place Ed. Find another place to be, quick.

Peace on Earth? Strife in Heaven? :-)

Like Bleeb’s halo!

Come on! Who is dumb enough to get married four times.

So it’s not really Heaven for him?

Thankfully, that’s not how it works.

“So, you say all four of ‘em are here, huh? That’s a little suspicious! Wait a minute…why is it gettin’ warm up here!?”

They’re going to pound the Hell out of him!

The ex wives must be on a temporary visa

Mark 12:18-27. There is no marriage in heaven.

Things sure went to hell in a hurry.

All four complained that they weren’t getting enough money and good sex.

They’re just pissed because they all said there wasn’t a bit of good in me. Neener-neener.

They are trying to figure out how he got in.