Monty by Jim Meddick for May 11, 2020

“OK. I’ll stay. But first I want a big raise.”

I thought he would be a Trump supporter and act is if the pandemic was just a minor inconvenience.

Does Poe make a cameo wearing a mask?

Maybe this will follow the plot of And Then There Were None?

“You can swim back, you little twerp”

Family yachts are safer than helicopters. Helicopters were invented to kill military teams, world leaders, and billionaires.

no no, leave them without a pilot, I’d LOVE to see a bunch of privileged assholes try to survive on an island once their fancy rations run out (they will NEVER eat anything FROM the island,) I can guarantee as soon they run out of food Jarvis will murder them, throw their bodies in the ocean, and enjoy his retirement living off the land on his island paradise.

At least it isn’t like the prank-plagued cruise Bart Simpson was once behind.

He didn’t trust the pilot who flew them there? Seems like you would definitely trust your pilot, else why fly with him?

Living In My Own Private Idaho.

I’m sure he’d much rather leave.

I definitely would have taken off.

Helicopter plus pilot. You want one, you gotta take the other. Even Sedgy come to realize that in the end.

Isn’t it nice to own your own private island?

A lot of serious and contentious comments for one of the funniest comics