Man: Gee, I'd love to help you clean the toilets, but I've got a cat on my lap. *Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses*
That worked for my dad throughout my childhood.
Of course, getting rid of the cat would be a good option, too.
^ Or secretly having it stuffed, so you can plunk it down whenever you need it. Cats are primarily decorative anyway, and only marginally more active than throw pillows.
they work well as neck pillows
and what is she dripping on the living room floor, eh? :-p
fritzoid, would you name it Rowdy?
Well, she’s got a pretty good motivator in her hand.
Slacker!!!!
COL, always works for me, most of the time!
Rich Grise, that’s not necessary. Just drop in the cat, close the lid, and hold it down until the agitation stops.
Wow, the comments about abusing cats are offensive, and certainly not funny. You people are sick.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
That worked for my dad throughout my childhood.
cdward over 13 years ago
Of course, getting rid of the cat would be a good option, too.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
^ Or secretly having it stuffed, so you can plunk it down whenever you need it. Cats are primarily decorative anyway, and only marginally more active than throw pillows.
Whitneyp Premium Member over 13 years ago
they work well as neck pillows
coffeeturtle over 13 years ago
and what is she dripping on the living room floor, eh? :-p
tedcoop over 13 years ago
fritzoid, would you name it Rowdy?
vzs1022 over 13 years ago
Well, she’s got a pretty good motivator in her hand.
skipper2010 over 13 years ago
Slacker!!!!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
COL, always works for me, most of the time!
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Rich Grise, that’s not necessary. Just drop in the cat, close the lid, and hold it down until the agitation stops.
Wolverine101 over 13 years ago
Wow, the comments about abusing cats are offensive, and certainly not funny. You people are sick.