Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 03, 2020

I wish I’D been homeschooled!

She’s wrong about the sofa.

Good comment, Ralph.

Nag,nag ,naaag !

He tried to help and he got criticized, he laid on his own sofa in his own home out of her way and got criticized. She needs to zip it!!

We now know who the REAL master of the home is!

I refuse to live in a museum that is being kept for other people.

Ummm. It’s Ralph’s house too. Why does she set the rules?

Dave Barry made some comments on women having such odd quirks with the household, like putting a lot of pillows on a bed that will never be used.

ELIZABETH!

After living with her for so long, you’d think he’d know all that already..

How often do they keep guests in that closet, anyway? They don’t have any stuffed in there now, thank goodness.

Our silverware drawer is pretty obvious as to what goes where, so Honeybunch is right on that one..Ralph must be clueless. He doesn’t know that forks go with forks?

He made the money to buy the sofa; he gets to decide if he can lie on it.

Makes me appreciate living alone. I think I’ll go crash on the couch, cause I can.

Ralph – seems like you need to either fix up the garage, or go buy yourself a shed for the backyard and start creating a man cave. Or reverse psychology – build her a “she shed” and while she is in it, go do what you want.

Oh, there is no way in Hell I’d have this nagging horror around all day. She’d become a strange smell in the basement….