Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 16, 2020

“It was the turtle, officer. He bit my toe.”

And you don’t even want to know what the parrot did on my shoulder.

Fur goodness sake – how ever can we shed any light on the real culprit of this hairy crime?

The real joke to the cartoon is that the officer forgot to dim the lights and the two way mirror isn’t working.

Worst. Lineup. Ever.

A had a coworker who wanted to open a pet shop specializing in reptiles. Reptiles are great pets. They don’t eat much and they don’t shed. Well, the snakes do, but it’s only one piece.

He planned on calling the shop, “In Cold Blood.”

Who is Keyser Söze

Oooo the HAIR-manity.

The usual suspects, lol!

uh, aren’t the suspects supposed to be similar?

Was there ever any doubt?

When I was married we had a soft, comfortable chair covered with a textured fabric, and a white cat, who claimed the chair as hers. My wife’s mother stopped for a visit, wearing her nice, black pantsuit, and sat in the comfy chair. When she got up to leave it almost looked like the chair cushion was stuck to her backside. It must have taken 15 or 20 minutes to vacuum, brush, and lint roller most of the cat hair off of her.

Love the “who, me?” look on the cat’s face. :-)

Obviously the critter looking at the LASER light dot.

I’m not sure, it was kinda dark. Could you ask them to purr?

That’s what happens when you sturtle a cat.

must be awful getting picked up by the fuzz…

They’re profiling.

Cat: “I’ve been framed. It was the dog!”

I love the look on his face!