Ben by Daniel Shelton for May 15, 2020

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    You can tinker with it a little when you get older and retire but that tinker turns into tinkle sometimes during the night disrupting your sleep.

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    RussellRogerBe1  over 4 years ago

    late to bed/early to rise/ yawn and stretch with bloodshot eyes/early to bed/early to rise/your girl goes out with other guys…I quote my Dad on that one.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    “Luck” seldom knocks twice, Ben. Go upstairs!

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    Ken Otwell  over 4 years ago

    And once you’ve lived that long life.. you can take a few years to let go and enjoy it! (Like I’m doing.)

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    early to bed and early to rise… makes one sleepy the rest of the day

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Early to rise you’ve got too much time to kill in a boring day.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Early to bed and early to rise is for the birds and uncivilized… "

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    mafastore  over 4 years ago

    If one is self-employed sometimes that allows one to rise late also. Having one’s husband retire – is even better – wake in early afternoon and bed at 2-3 am and I fall asleep between 5 and 6 am. So I am up early in the morning, just on my way to sleep.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Late to bed and early to rise makes it so you can’t open your eyes.

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