Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 15, 2011

had you going there, Lio!

With all the experience Jason’s had with that knife, you’d think he’d at least cut some decent pizza slices.

Nice to see Mr. Voorhees has gone straight.

I guess even Hollywood monsters need a job.

Don’t ask if the Italian sausage is made from real Italians.

Despite the decayed condition of the owner/chef, the board of health has been reluctant to stop by.

i wonder if he serves fava beans and chianti

Gives new meaning to getting a slice.

Is that the “As seen on TV” wonder Knife?

Reminds me of Samurai Baker.

I understand Jigsaw is opening up a gaming center next door

See, even Jason has his lighter side.

Shouldn’t the sign on the window be reversed? Unless it’s showing in a mirror.

oy. stay away from the coldcuts!

I just wish he would wipe the human blood and intestinal fluid off that blade first

I think I’ll go to Freddy Krueger’s Shish Kabobs.

Jason’s Deli for lunch anyone?

And for dinner, Lio could pick up some fritters at the Motel Hello. (Wondering how many will get that…)

They get their hot dogs fresh from Valkenvania.