That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 01, 2020

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sylvester Stallone after the operation.

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Gerard was engrossed in his book that he didn’t realize it was dinner time.

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    Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Hidden away deep in the National Statuary Hall basement, the study for the rejected Mrs. Lincoln Memorial.

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    santa72404  over 4 years ago

    Milk its good for you, now in gallon size jugs!

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    juncarlo  over 4 years ago

    Hey, what’s the flavor on your side?

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    pick one from menu A and one from menu B…

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    Egrayjames  over 4 years ago

    There once was a girl named Cath / Had three sons named Nat, Pat, and Tat / It was fun in the breeding / But hell in the feeding / When she found there was no tit for Tat.

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    MS72  over 4 years ago

    “Thanks, for the Mammaries…”

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    brianmulrine  over 4 years ago

    Easily the cleverest joke of the day.

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    Reader  over 4 years ago

    Gerard would always be last when picking sides for basketball as well.

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    katzenbooks45  over 4 years ago

    Shouldn’t that be “Amboobité”?

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    thebashfulone  over 4 years ago

    Those naughty Italians! Imagine—convincing that poor lady that she was a wolf!

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    rmremail  over 4 years ago

    Lady Justice’s older sister, Lady Social Security.

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    She was a shot putter on the East Berlin Olympic team.

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    lagoulou  over 4 years ago

    Good things come to those who wait…

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    prrdh  over 4 years ago

    Also ambilaiterité

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    There’s always one kid in the family who prefers books to boobs.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 4 years ago

    No one was going to tell Michelle she could not breast feed in public.

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    Another Take  over 4 years ago

    Is anyone else imagining what her knees look like under that sheet? Oh la laaaa!

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    A magnifique mother, is France / and every child has a chance/ to visit the “dairy”/ and suck til it’s scary/ but she can’t quite provide them with pants.

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    Mostly Water Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Quid infants sumus?

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    (Cont’d.) She’s a muscular so-and-so/ but nothing will stanch the flow/ from her copious breasts/ she keeps feeding the pests/ who simply can’t seem to let go..

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    The book says, “milk makes you fat”.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    (Cont’d.) It’s great that she behaves so “Mommy-ly”/ and is smiling so blithely and balmily/ but something lacks clarity/ Is her strange muscularity/ an amazing hormonal anomaly ?

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Trevor not only figured out how to wean himself; he also taught himself to read.

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    Parent reacting to each child’s first inevitable boo-boo.

    1st Child: “Omigod, he’s got a scrape! Get antiseptics, gauze, boiling water, bandages! Where are the antibiotics? Call the pediatrician!”

    2nd Child: “It’s just a scratch. Put a Band-aid on it.”

    3rd Child: Survivor.

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The Republic

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Daumier_R%C3%A9publique.jpg 

    has info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

     

    http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/daumier_honore.html 

    https://www.wikiart.org/en/honore-daumier 

    http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/321/honore-daumier-french-1808-1879/ 

    https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5762/honor_-daumier 

    http://www.artnet.com/artists/honor%C3%A9-daumier/ 

    https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/d/daumier/biograph.html 

    https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Honore_Daumier/9000032/Honore_Daumier.aspx 

    https://prabook.com/web/honore.daumier/3732477 

    http://www.all-art.org/history458-1.html 

    https://www.artble.com/artists/honore_daumier 

    https://www.musee-orsay.fr/en/events/exhibitions/in-the-museums/exhibitions-in-the-musee-dorsay-more/article/daumier-3993.html 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2014/12/24?comments=visible 

    has the prior, which while my comment and reply is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 2 embedded images aren’t shown and 26 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2440 (April 30, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Romulus, Remus and Leroy… the French connection. :>)

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    anomaly  over 4 years ago

    Kid reading book: “Hey! This cookbook has nothing but milk recipes!”

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 4 years ago

    the old time people had men’s only families, when the kids were weaned the breast went down. and all lived happily ever after.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    The Republic – being “sucked dry” by the Republicans..

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    How comes this symbolic disparity ?/ This symbol cries out for clarity!/ Am I “Justice”, or “Truth”/ or the “Hope of French Youth”?/ I’m not “Liberty”..might I be “Charity” ?

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    GoComicsGo!  over 4 years ago

    “I didn’t volunteer for this.”

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    dwagon55  over 4 years ago

    Martha, thanking her lucky stars that she didn’t have triplets.

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