There once was a girl named Cath / Had three sons named Nat, Pat, and Tat / It was fun in the breeding / But hell in the feeding / When she found there was no tit for Tat.
A magnifique mother, is France / and every child has a chance/ to visit the “dairy”/ and suck til it’s scary/ but she can’t quite provide them with pants.
(Cont’d.) She’s a muscular so-and-so/ but nothing will stanch the flow/ from her copious breasts/ she keeps feeding the pests/ who simply can’t seem to let go..
(Cont’d.) It’s great that she behaves so “Mommy-ly”/ and is smiling so blithely and balmily/ but something lacks clarity/ Is her strange muscularity/ an amazing hormonal anomaly ?
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here.
has the prior, which while my comment and reply is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 2 embedded images aren’t shown and 26 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2440 (April 30, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
How comes this symbolic disparity ?/ This symbol cries out for clarity!/ Am I “Justice”, or “Truth”/ or the “Hope of French Youth”?/ I’m not “Liberty”..might I be “Charity” ?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sylvester Stallone after the operation.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
Gerard was engrossed in his book that he didn’t realize it was dinner time.
Strob Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hidden away deep in the National Statuary Hall basement, the study for the rejected Mrs. Lincoln Memorial.
santa72404 over 4 years ago
Milk its good for you, now in gallon size jugs!
juncarlo over 4 years ago
Hey, what’s the flavor on your side?
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
pick one from menu A and one from menu B…
Egrayjames over 4 years ago
There once was a girl named Cath / Had three sons named Nat, Pat, and Tat / It was fun in the breeding / But hell in the feeding / When she found there was no tit for Tat.
MS72 over 4 years ago
“Thanks, for the Mammaries…”
brianmulrine over 4 years ago
Easily the cleverest joke of the day.
Reader over 4 years ago
Gerard would always be last when picking sides for basketball as well.
katzenbooks45 over 4 years ago
Shouldn’t that be “Amboobité”?
thebashfulone over 4 years ago
Those naughty Italians! Imagine—convincing that poor lady that she was a wolf!
rmremail over 4 years ago
Lady Justice’s older sister, Lady Social Security.
J Short over 4 years ago
She was a shot putter on the East Berlin Olympic team.
lagoulou over 4 years ago
Good things come to those who wait…
prrdh over 4 years ago
Also ambilaiterité
Linguist over 4 years ago
There’s always one kid in the family who prefers books to boobs.
Rev Phnk Ey over 4 years ago
No one was going to tell Michelle she could not breast feed in public.
Another Take over 4 years ago
Is anyone else imagining what her knees look like under that sheet? Oh la laaaa!
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
A magnifique mother, is France / and every child has a chance/ to visit the “dairy”/ and suck til it’s scary/ but she can’t quite provide them with pants.
Mostly Water Premium Member over 4 years ago
Quid infants sumus?
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
(Cont’d.) She’s a muscular so-and-so/ but nothing will stanch the flow/ from her copious breasts/ she keeps feeding the pests/ who simply can’t seem to let go..
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
The book says, “milk makes you fat”.
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
(Cont’d.) It’s great that she behaves so “Mommy-ly”/ and is smiling so blithely and balmily/ but something lacks clarity/ Is her strange muscularity/ an amazing hormonal anomaly ?
MissScarlet Premium Member over 4 years ago
Trevor not only figured out how to wean himself; he also taught himself to read.
Bookworm over 4 years ago
Parent reacting to each child’s first inevitable boo-boo.
1st Child: “Omigod, he’s got a scrape! Get antiseptics, gauze, boiling water, bandages! Where are the antibiotics? Call the pediatrician!”
2nd Child: “It’s just a scratch. Put a Band-aid on it.”
3rd Child: Survivor.
mabrndt Premium Member over 4 years ago
The Republic:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Daumier_R%C3%A9publique.jpg
has info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/daumier_honore.html
https://www.wikiart.org/en/honore-daumier
http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/321/honore-daumier-french-1808-1879/
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5762/honor_-daumier
http://www.artnet.com/artists/honor%C3%A9-daumier/
https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/d/daumier/biograph.html
https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Honore_Daumier/9000032/Honore_Daumier.aspx
https://prabook.com/web/honore.daumier/3732477
http://www.all-art.org/history458-1.html
https://www.artble.com/artists/honore_daumier
https://www.musee-orsay.fr/en/events/exhibitions/in-the-museums/exhibitions-in-the-musee-dorsay-more/article/daumier-3993.html
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here.
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2014/12/24?comments=visible
has the prior, which while my comment and reply is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 2 embedded images aren’t shown and 26 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2440 (April 30, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Impkins Premium Member over 4 years ago
Romulus, Remus and Leroy… the French connection. :>)
anomaly over 4 years ago
Kid reading book: “Hey! This cookbook has nothing but milk recipes!”
d1234dick Premium Member over 4 years ago
the old time people had men’s only families, when the kids were weaned the breast went down. and all lived happily ever after.
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
The Republic – being “sucked dry” by the Republicans..
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
How comes this symbolic disparity ?/ This symbol cries out for clarity!/ Am I “Justice”, or “Truth”/ or the “Hope of French Youth”?/ I’m not “Liberty”..might I be “Charity” ?
GoComicsGo! over 4 years ago
“I didn’t volunteer for this.”
dwagon55 over 4 years ago
Martha, thanking her lucky stars that she didn’t have triplets.