Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 13, 2020

and no way in heck in Andy going to repent, vicar

Even if Flo hides her money, Andy still finds a way to booze it up by putting it on a tab he’s never going to pay.

@Linguist Today’s strip is slightly funny, but a variation of a theme our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s put down of the medling Cleric is funny :o) my avatar is a picture of a spoof of a fitness center with escalaters on both sides of the entrance , it sort of defeats the purpose of going there , in the words of Groucho Marx the only exercise I get is attending the funeral of my fanatic keep fit friends :o) come avete passato la vostra giornata in captivita mio caro meno vecchio amico ? our day should be busy but calm I hope , but my better half is in a grumpy mood so I’ll try to keep a low profile :o) a bientot mon amigo.

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Did anyone say that Andy was looking for a job? Good boozing takes effort!

So he did….

The vicar never seems to be working, either……. always criticising.

If Andy were a car, he’d be idling all the time!

Although his altar and chalice may be a little different from the vicar’s, it seems that Andy has still found his heaven.

And now we know why the vicar will never sit in the House of Lords.

Andy DOES have a job, an essential one. If he ever went on the wagon at least two, maybe three, pubs would go broke…

This is a question to an obvious answer.

Give the Vicar credit, he keeps trying!

…and it didn’t bother him a bit.

That’s why he goes there, Vicar.

Well he started off crying in his beer, but he soon realized it just dilutes the beer.

I wonder how the vicar even knows Andy’s name…Andy sure doesn’t go to church.

I think I read Reg Smythe saying something along the lines of If Andy got a job, he would be out of one.