Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 12, 2020

He must have been riding a wish!

Mine fell off the wagon, which was being pulled by the horse (a Clydesdale).

Doubtless while eating an Oreo. Karma strikes back.

Fitting! Not everything we wish for would end up the way we think it would.

Must have been a “high horse”!

Ted was living a double life, Trout! His other life was Nate Wright’s lazy uncle. He decided to end your half!

I was taught that te expression was: “If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.”

My dad always said “If Grandma had wheels, we’d all ride.”

Dunno whether he ever thought about the strange image that put in the mind of a 5 year old.

My Dad used to say, “Wish in one hand and poop in the other. See which one fills up first “.

The old nursery rhyme, as I saw it many years ago in a book of children’s stories, is:

If wishes were horses,

Beggars would ride.

If turnips were watches,

I’d wear one by my side.