B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 19, 2011

It’s Mars that I’d keep your eye on!

But Mercury is a little bit hot under the collar.

I would answer, “No, I dont’ eat a lot of fish.”

I have no problem with Venus de Milo. She’s perfectly armless.

Mercury is okay but Saturn has a certain ring to it.

Just be careful with Uranus.

I think he woke up on the bad side of the moon.

Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

I like Mercury. It’s cool and hot at the same time.

Q: Have you seen Venus?

A: No. Where Jupiter?

More ominous is that the entire planet of Pluto has disappeared.

And tonight will be the “supermoon”.

So is Uranus.

I like coyotes.

Neanderthal, if you like coyotes then you might like Mercury. Both are trickster figures.

Personally, I don’t trust Mercury; he has a tendency to go retrograde at the most inconvenient times, which causes communications to go all awry. Important letters are mislaid, the call from the governer comes two minutes after the switch is thrown, the autotext feature in your phone starts inserting filthy puns into your tweets…

By the way, why aren’t there any good jokes about Neptune? Who ever brings up Neptune in conversation, who even KNOWS anything about Neptune? Has Neptune got something to hide, and if so, who’s doing the hiding? Was Neptune really born in Kenya? Was Neptune behind 9/11? Where was Neptune when Kennedy was shot? I want ANSWERS, dammit!

Not asking.

Run a superswift like a Mercury with wings on cap and boots.

Mercury… Venus… even Mars or Neptune; No problem! Earth is the one I have a problem with. Where to start…?

I do have a problem with those nasty spiral light bulbs they sent us from (and loaded with) Mercury. I always suspected they were a plot to wipe out Earthlings!

I have a problem with Neptune, why does he keep throwing tsunami’s

It’s all out of this universe!

K.C. Douglas was crazy ‘bout a Mercury…

Uncle Dennis had a 64’ Mercury…

and we were all very afraid of it(and him.)

Did you know that there are rings around uranus?

And Leon is getting laaaaarger!

It’s popularity is always climbing!