Close to Home by John McPherson for May 14, 2020

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    And Grandpa Patsnozzle spoke and thus the Pirates Cove section of mini golf was created.

    As for Bleeb, I don’t even want to go there. What the heck is he doing?

    Cheers and a chug of beers to all the pirates in us.

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    AllishaDawn  over 4 years ago

    The one on Hilton Head Island is free to veterans. Plus cool prizes with a hole in one.

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    I thought they’re called Pee Wee Golf!!

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    RobinHood  over 4 years ago

    First day with the hook, can an eyepatch be far behind?

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    So he’s hoping the public will get hooked on his idea? Let’s see if he has the balls to handle this huge venture so it doesn’t putter out.

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    Prey  over 4 years ago

    Start a garden tools and metal detector company and plant rumours of buried treasure.

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    ncorgbl  over 4 years ago

    ’E’s not pinin’! ’E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! ’E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ’E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ’e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ’istory! ’E’s off the twig! ’E’s kicked the bucket, ’e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    There is two chicken legs left…. I know let’s play musical chairs.

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    jbduncan  over 4 years ago

    Aye, and when I become the nations leader I can use my office to advertise them and spend most weekends playing golf.

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    Dacker  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Trump or miniature golf? Double entendre?

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    I thought his Opa spoke German? :-o

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    iwontgiveit  over 4 years ago

    looks like all three of them need to see the dentist.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Aye Cap’n! Might we name them Pirates Island, Pirates Cove, Smuggler’s Cove, Buccaneer Bay, Blackbeard’s Mini, Pirates Mini golf, Pirates Putt, Pirates Adventure? All be good names, they be! (Sheesh! I need to surround myself with more imaginative Pirates, those that think outside the box!) …um, I mean… ARRRRRRR, aye, those all be good names, they be!”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Oh great! Now I have that stupid “Yo Ho. Yo Ho. The pirate life for me.” song stuck in my brain. Thanks for the ear wig. Not! Must …think …of …Tequila song. Aaaarrrghh!

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    syzygy47  over 4 years ago

    The pirate on the right with the hook shortly after this was taken had a tragic accident which caused him to lose his other hand. The cause: practicing thorough covid preventative hand washing.

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    djtenltd  over 4 years ago

    HA! A potshot at Donald Trump!

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    I’m just wondering if they’re gonna finish eating that chicken

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    DennisMiddlebrooks  over 4 years ago

    Aye, I can can hook in some fine investors, that I can!

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    manoloroco  over 4 years ago

    Justo Central North America, no Mexico or Canada.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Now who does that remind me of?

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    Brian Layman  over 4 years ago

    Trying to figure out why this one is funny too..

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