It’s churning out misfortune cookies instead: “Get sick. Die soon!”
I foresee unforeseen occurrences!
How unfortunate.
That would explain my last fortune cookie. In all seriousness it said, “Your fortune is in a different cookie.”
That’s totally wong.
Something similar to this was my most recent fortune, about 2 days ago: “No fortune today, the fortune printing machine is down.”
Fortunately that totally explains the world situation.
Movie ‘The Last Dragon’, fortune cookie company, Sum Dum Goy.
The most memorable episode of Rocko’s Modern Life is when Filbert keeps getting a fortune that reads “Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.”
We’ll just have to wing it then.
Actual Chinese restaurant in Portland, Oregon: Hung Far Low’s.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s churning out misfortune cookies instead: “Get sick. Die soon!”
The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago
I foresee unforeseen occurrences!
pcolli over 4 years ago
How unfortunate.
cdward over 4 years ago
That would explain my last fortune cookie. In all seriousness it said, “Your fortune is in a different cookie.”
Steverino Premium Member over 4 years ago
That’s totally wong.
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
Something similar to this was my most recent fortune, about 2 days ago: “No fortune today, the fortune printing machine is down.”
Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Fortunately that totally explains the world situation.
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Movie ‘The Last Dragon’, fortune cookie company, Sum Dum Goy.
syzygy47 over 4 years ago
The most memorable episode of Rocko’s Modern Life is when Filbert keeps getting a fortune that reads “Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.”
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
We’ll just have to wing it then.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
Actual Chinese restaurant in Portland, Oregon: Hung Far Low’s.