9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for May 19, 2020

  1. Airhornmissc
    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s churning out misfortune cookies instead: “Get sick. Die soon!”

     •  Reply
  2. Man with x ray glasses
    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I foresee unforeseen occurrences!

     •  Reply
  3. Avatar 3
    pcolli  over 4 years ago

    How unfortunate.

     •  Reply
  4. B3b2b771 4dd5 4067 bfef 5ade241cb8c2
    cdward  over 4 years ago

    That would explain my last fortune cookie. In all seriousness it said, “Your fortune is in a different cookie.”

     •  Reply
  5. Apollo 11 launch 04
    Steverino Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’s totally wong.

     •  Reply
  6. Grandpa hef
    Jeff0811  over 4 years ago

    Something similar to this was my most recent fortune, about 2 days ago: “No fortune today, the fortune printing machine is down.”

     •  Reply
  7. Thumbnail img 0108
    Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Fortunately that totally explains the world situation.

     •  Reply
  8. The brain
    ArtyD2 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Movie ‘The Last Dragon’, fortune cookie company, Sum Dum Goy.

     •  Reply
  9. Edb4beaa 19ab 437d a460 cf4fba2a5e74
    syzygy47  over 4 years ago

    The most memorable episode of Rocko’s Modern Life is when Filbert keeps getting a fortune that reads “Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.”

     •  Reply
  10. Missing large
    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    We’ll just have to wing it then.

     •  Reply
  11. Airhornmissc
    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Actual Chinese restaurant in Portland, Oregon: Hung Far Low’s.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment