Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 23, 2020

Be careful, Gaylord…you know she’s been prone to zap!

In Dukes of Hazzard it was the opposite. Boss Hogg was always wearing white and he was rotten to the core. But when his Georgia peach of a twin brother came to town, he’d be the one wearing black.

Says the man with the black feathers, the harbinger of doom for all travelers down on their luck.

You wonder why I always dress in black——-

All the hats were white, they change according to what oozes through from within.

What does purple with pink polka dots mean?

We’d like to hear Gaylord. Of course we aren’t in zippin’ range.

When you use cheap hair dye to hide the gray, it tends to seep into the hat.

I read an interesting article about TV cop shows in the Fifties and early Sixties which said that you could always spot the bad guy because he’d have something wrong with the way he was wearing clothes. A tie that wasn’t tied properly, a hat that didn’t sit properly on the head, etc. Society norms were a lot stricter back then.

‘Cuz she’s eeeeeeevvviiiiiiillll…….

Now ask her about her bloomers!

Butt-insky Gaylord is looking for his fortnightly zap, it seems….