Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 23, 2020

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    DonPoole  over 4 years ago

    I had a butt-um…er… razor sharp machete in my locker.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 4 years ago

    P1, Follow me Mr. Mayor and I’ll give you a tour of the showers.

    P2, Just like Spicoli!

    P3, I’m still hoping R&W make up a better story.

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    Bucky  over 4 years ago

    How much time are we going to devote to the Alternative School scenario? Is this going to be a transition to an alternative lifestyle so to speak? Sex, drugs and rock and roll??

    Let’s write this kid off and move back to wholesome old Milford High and the ever inspiring GilPa!!!

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    reynoldsweekly  over 4 years ago

    If Gil didn’t have the morals to stand up to the school board here, he should have his teaching license revoked. Fire Dr. Pearl and that waste of DNA disguised as an English teacher. All they’ve taught the kid is that teachers don’t actually care.

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    gc474747  over 4 years ago

    “Why are we all here?”

    “Well, in the big hand panel, starting from the back, Damien is the devil, Flash habitually cheated in the 800 running track, his brunette girlfriend – actually everyone’s girlfriend – is a nymph, Lin Joplin won’t stop singing and think she’s Stevie Nicks and Al Bundy won’t stop hurting furry woodland creatures.”

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “The reason I was ‘chronically truant’ was that I spent every night working for my Uncle Tony, helping him break the kneecaps of the people who wouldn’t pay up and burying the bodies of the snitches. Satisfied?”

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    jslabotnik  over 4 years ago

    The mayor reverts to his old nicknaming ways, “OK, Skipper”

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    DavidJohnCraven  over 4 years ago

    It also depends on the School System. The Chicago Public School system would not define a butter knife as a weapon. It references “Steak Knives and other kitchen knives”. But even having one is not grounds for the highest levels of discipline. Of course the CPS is ultimately very lenient in that even the most severe behaviors would appear to only result in a suspension. (Murder, for example, is listed as in the most severe category along with tampering with the CPS computer network, possession of more than 1000 in stolen property and the sale of alcohol). Yet none of these results in an automatic expulsion. (Of course, a Murder conviction is going to take a student out of the school in another fashion…)

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    Irish53  over 4 years ago

    P 1.5: “… because everyone here is innocent….”

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    michaeljwolff  over 4 years ago

    Over there, sitting in desk number six . . . he resigned from the secret service and didn’t give a reason why. Oh, and by the way, don’t get spooked if you see a large white balloon wandering around. B C N U.

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    hifirick1953  over 4 years ago

    Looks like someone already knocked out one of the Mayor’s teeth in P3. Didn’t take long.

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    bearwku82  over 4 years ago

    P2- Barry Bader’s little brother attends Valley Mod? He’s the coordinated one strolling the hallway keeping his hands warm. I thought these kids would be like Tiki the Torch’s old pals.

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    Mopman  over 4 years ago

    “Don’t you dare ask anyone why they are here! There’s no way I’m telling you!”

    “Okay, sorry.”

    “So anyway, I’m here because I was always late. It wasn’t my fault, it was my stupid slow sister.”

    And speaking of slow, today’s MUT is slow because I can’t get the color version to come up on my pc. Both the Arizona and Seattle newspapers sites that I use won’t display it.

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    Mopman  over 4 years ago

    Okay, finally, today’s Mopped Up Thorp: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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