Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for April 06, 2011

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    EarlWash  over 13 years ago

    Ah, SHADDUP, BOZO.

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    gaebie  over 13 years ago

    Clovia! Hurry up with that (padded) bill and get him out of there.

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    pbarnrob  over 13 years ago

    And then put on that old LP of Free Bird!

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    Frogman_tg  over 13 years ago

    Right now would be a nice time to pull out the ear plugs and put them in, except… no, he probably wouldn’t even notice.

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    axe-grinder  over 13 years ago

    Hey, Chubby, that’s over the line!

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    harebell  over 13 years ago

    Jim must be doing his spring cleaning, sweeping all the jokes out of storage which are over their sell-buy date.

    If this is a genuine relative, he needs to be disowned asap.

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    Jogger2  over 13 years ago

    ♪ You remember Leonard Skinner? ♪ ♪ He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner. ♪

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    cbrsarah  over 13 years ago

    I’d be telling him to pay his bill IN FULL and get in his car and make tracks outta there. Besides, he would have to prove he was a relative. And that would be easy to find out if it was true or not.

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    pbarnrob  over 13 years ago

    Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (Camp Granada) by Allan Sherman, brilliant comedy writer. Was shocked to see he didn’t make it to 50! And no connection to the band Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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    Fangirl  over 13 years ago

    Yuck. Yuck. Yuck.

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    436rge  over 13 years ago

    Yes, what has happend to Lil Skinner? Didn’t she get caught by Gertie sneaking into Walt’s house?

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    countoftowergrove  over 13 years ago

    Slim’s father was a simple man!

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