Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 23, 2020

Don’t make me come over there and throw you out of this car while it’s still moving.

OH, I thought it was passing aggressively.

I had to retire my 3 wood; it was an aggressive driver.

He’s getting the stink eye.

Oh, he’s good. Very good.

He’s going to sleep on the sofa tonight.

So…arrrre we there yet?

Good answer.

These days it’s asking a question in a college class.

My wife likes to say that about me. I have tried explaining that “passive” and “aggressive” are opposites, so the term is nonsense. Carlin could have included it with “jumbo shrimp”, “business ethics”, and “military intelligence”.

Someone is sleeping on the couch tonight…

Did you catch the voice inflection there, son?

How does this thing not have 1000 likes???

Pretty demeaning that way.