He’s telling the exact truth as I know it. But I admit, I have at least a little empathy. I presume that if you’re 100% self centered, you need to fix that first.
Or, like the Gates’ charge us egregious prices for poor products and donate huge amounts to do-good organizations we hate. Oh, goody, almost time for another ginormous M.S. Update.
But the question remains; “If a male goat is a Ram, and an ass is a Donkey, then why is a ram in the ass called a goose??” Never waz able to figger that out in all my 80+ years…
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
But who will pay focus on my happiness?
hariseldon59 almost 4 years ago
Is the wise ass related to Danny Donkey?
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
He’s telling the exact truth as I know it. But I admit, I have at least a little empathy. I presume that if you’re 100% self centered, you need to fix that first.
Notaspy almost 4 years ago
Anyone who spends their life sitting on a hill is either really dumb or really smart. There is no middle ground.
SonneIsrael almost 4 years ago
Doesn’t thrill half. as much as dancing cheek to cheek.
Sherlock Watson almost 4 years ago
That looks like a really steep climb. What an ass-hill.
Templo S.U.D. almost 4 years ago
you asked, Rat, you received
enigmamz almost 4 years ago
What exactly is that hill made of?
DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If Pig got a turn, the answer would be “Cheese” and Pig would consider him the wisest wise-ass in the world.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of the old joke, If I was put on this Earth to help other people, why were they put here?
Personally, I would be happy if I could get back down that hill without tumbling.
rshive almost 4 years ago
Unlike other wise creatures on hills,this one has to advertise. Second thoughts should arise somewhere.
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
It only works if you’re not overly selfish.
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
i’ll focus on the happiness of people who want to make me happy…
jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Rat’s favorite author is Ayn Rand.
iggyman almost 4 years ago
Obviously Rat does not agree! Is he a dumb ass to not to agree with the wise ass?
Purple People Eater almost 4 years ago
He’s not spouting gibberish, she’s spouting gibberish. An ass is a female donkey.
jel354 almost 4 years ago
A sage and sober Danny Donkey.
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Is the Ass on the hill a Jack or Jenny ? …. Croc Power !
monya_43 almost 4 years ago
That’s why they don’t send donkeys to school. No one likes a smart/wise ass. :)
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
“Oh, Wise Ass On the Hill, what’s the key to personal happiness?”
“To discover that, you must consult the Wise Acre Down In the Valley.”
Ellis97 almost 4 years ago
That Rat is such a rat.
Willywise52 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And Rat is The Fool On The Hill.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Hmmm! Looks like a donkey-pig mix with half baked wisdom! You have to be happy within yourself before you can make others happy….
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Hakuna matata! Oh, wait, wrong species.
mordalo almost 4 years ago
Kinda surprised the Comics Censor wasn’t in here somewhere…
Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well you assed.
Roy Lamberton almost 4 years ago
The Jackass on the Hill says “spend more, raise taxes”
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
Run him for office!
gigagrouch almost 4 years ago
Nothing brays louder than a smart ass.
JohnHarry Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Currently replaced by DumbAss in the White House
djeisen38 almost 4 years ago
Why can’t we read the comics without having some comment about our president in the comments.
William Robbins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
This the zen comic of the week…
zeexenon almost 4 years ago
Or, like the Gates’ charge us egregious prices for poor products and donate huge amounts to do-good organizations we hate. Oh, goody, almost time for another ginormous M.S. Update.
unca jim almost 4 years ago
But the question remains; “If a male goat is a Ram, and an ass is a Donkey, then why is a ram in the ass called a goose??” Never waz able to figger that out in all my 80+ years…
RaZaP almost 4 years ago
Why aren’t they practicing social distancing?
mikeywilly almost 4 years ago
Fat didn’t let the WAOTH finish. " focus on the happiness of others, and find a way to destroy it, misery loves company"
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
“Most people are about as happy as they make up their mind to be.”
- Abraham Lincoln
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
He’s not a wise-ass for nothing!
Buoy almost 4 years ago
So, basically, Donkey is saying don’t be an ass. That’s some deep sh!t, man.
kf6rro almost 4 years ago
I thought for sure that this was going to be another Comic Strip Censor guy cartoon.
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
Rat prefers the Wisdom of Danny the Donkey.
knight1192a almost 4 years ago
Only because Rat doesn’t like anyone is it gibberish.
StevePappas almost 4 years ago
Am I reading Pearls Before Swine or The Wizard of Id?
Daeder almost 4 years ago
Instead of being up on a hill, a wise ass should be hanging out in a plot of land. A wise ass in a wise acre.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Clearly, Rat did not benefit from toiling up the hill of the Wise Ass. What a waste!
all.flesh.is.temporary almost 4 years ago
He’s back boys
Floofy Elvis over 3 years ago
shut up, you smart hog