Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 14, 2011

Why don’t you just say it’ll do that circular thing around the little planet closest to the big warm thing, like a normal guy?

Crazy ‘bout a Mercury…♫♬♪

At least there’s one yellow thing that’s bright.

Obviously Brewster slept thru the astonomy classes.

Mercury is dead. Pluto is back to being Mickey Mouse’s dog. Told you graduating 3rd grade would never help me.

Brewsters definetly had one-too-many ‘Alien Probes’ & Mind wipes.

“The big yellow one’s the sun”

I could have sworn that “Orbit” was a chewing gum.

I say we rename the little one Lincoln.

I didn’t know Brewster had a son.

As much as I detest Dr. Mel I sympathize with him on this one.

Oh ya! I Just got one of those eye-talker things with yapps or whatever. I can use that UPS or somthin thingy to find out who I am. Or was it where? And someone said I could play with mad ducks by downing a c r a p. I think! I haven’t figured out how to poodle yet though, whatever that means.

Why does the sun shine?

Scheduled orbital insertion date: 2011-03-18 02:14:00 UTC.

Check this out.

Actually, I’m impressed that Brewster knows the word “jargon”.

You need crazy jargon? It’s going to do that circular thingy around the little planet, closest to that big warm thing. Got it?