The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 22, 2020

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    well, now he can split…

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Oh, no! I have to 3 feet away to avoid getting my feet wet.

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    uniquename  over 4 years ago

    Should have just walked on the water.

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    losflemings  over 4 years ago

    he was wearing sandals he could have walked thru it no problemo

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He let that pedestrian go!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Ummm, could have walked around it….duh

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    Alverant  over 4 years ago

    If you’re a little Midianite girl, not so chivalrous. (Read Numbers 31 for details, unless war crimes upset you)

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    He got you. Now you have to wander around for forty years before going home.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    Since he doesn’t wear a jacket like Sir Walter Raleigh, that’s a good thing. No one wants to see old Moses wearing nothing with his robe over the mud puddle.

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Now if only he could do the same thing with traffic.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I don’t believe that Moses was ever a shepherd. He was raised in a palace.

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    anomaly  over 4 years ago

    Moses in the land of giants.

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