FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 06, 2011

That’s the ticket…

Curse you LADYFINGER! Ketchup was the first thing I thought of when I saw potato chips. Tomorrow I’ll rise 4 hours before the sun.

Darkeforce - And yet he orchestrated the defeat of the Soviet Union and is well regarded by historians. Would that we had more vegetables of his ilk, instead of the current crop of weeds.

Amen, sandfan, and thank you.

Tomatos are fruits, not vegetables, Nabu…

Well, at least they thought about her! Now if only they could remember what she wanted them to get at the store…

Don’t forget the Cheese Puffs. They could be considered a vegetable. Potatoes are made of starch, Cheese Puffs contain starch, therefore, Cheese Puffs could, by a long stretch of the imagination, be considered a vegetable. They also contain a trace of cheese so they add another food group, dairy, to the equation. uuuuuummmmm, health food.

Now to pay the pipper, um check out clerk.

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Night-Gaunt49 - Grow on Trees? Most of what I know that grows on trees are fruits. Vegetables generally grown in or on the ground.

…and still, NO eggs!!!!!!!!!!

from Oxford dix; “So, the answer to the question is that a tomato is technically the fruit of the tomato plant, but it’s used as a vegetable in cooking.”