FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 26, 2011
May 25, 2011
May 27, 2011
Transcript:
Roger: Sir, about this memo you sent out. The one asking employees to gain weight and dress badly for the upcoming company photo, so that you'll look extra good by comparison. Boss: What about it? Roger: How come I didn't get a copy? Boss: By the way, Fox, I want you standing at my side. Roger: That's flattering, sir, but you aren't answering my question.
cdward over 13 years ago
What a coincidence, that’s what the boss said to me.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 13 years ago
Flattering? No. But he did answer your question.
kab2rb over 13 years ago
Boss will look so much better.
NE1956 over 13 years ago
I think the boss is Dogbert, from Dilbert. Can’t be The Pointy Haired boss—he’s not that sarcastic.
DougDean over 13 years ago
Oh, he’s answering youjr question, all right.
Destiny23 over 13 years ago
He and Dilbert need to compare notes about tie problems!
musicnut1986 over 13 years ago
Fox isn’t very quick on the uptake, is he.
KEA over 13 years ago
I still think Roger looks like a leprechaun.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Good to be needed by the company.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts….
legaleagle48 over 13 years ago
OK, Roger, since you obviously couldn’t read a room if your life depended on it, i’ll answer your question.
You didn’t get a copy of the memo because in your case, it would have been redundant. In fact, I’ll bet the memo originally had a photo of you with a caption underneath that read, “See this guy? Dress just like him!”
Of course, Roger would take that as the ultimate compliment.
AnonymousUser over 13 years ago
“Where ignorance is bliss, ’tis folly to be wise.” – Thomas Gray’s poem, “Ode on a Distant Prospect of Eton College” (1742).
fmasroor over 13 years ago
Roger, don’t you understand?