Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 03, 1953

Transcript:

Lucy and Charlie Brown are at the golf course and Charlie Brown is going to be her Caddy. Lucy is holding her golf club and Charlie Brown is telling her," Today, Lucy I'm going to teach you some common golf expressions and courtesies..." <br> <br> Lucy swings and hits the ball, but it does not go very far. Charlie Brown tells her," After you top your first drive, you're supposed to say, "Oh, Well, Not Far, But Straight!" <br> <br> Lucy has now hit her ball into the rough and is trying to hit it out, as Charlie brown is standing on the edge of the green holding Lucy's golf bag. He tells her" If you hit your ball in the rough, somebody will probably ask you if you're killing snakes..." <br> <br> Lucy is now putting towards the hole and does not make it. Charlie Brown who is holding the flag pole says to Lucy" When you just miss a Putt, somebody else will remind you, " Never Up... Never in!" <br> <br> Lucy and Charlie Brown are at the end of the game standing next to the water fountain. Lucy is listing to Charlie Brown tell her' Then when you're all through it's common courtesy to give your faithful caddy two Dollars" <br> <br> Charlie Brown is smiling as Lucy is walking away say to him,"I knew that sooner or later you'd overdo it! <br> <br>