Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 22, 2020

This went downhill fast.

I don’t understand this.

Neither do I.

Another nagging wife in the making. I traded one in about 40 years ago and have enjoyed the tranquility ever since.

Ain’t it a lil late for you two kids to be out?

It took a minute: kid’s ride at the store. Put in a quarter and wiggle. I used to talk my mother into letting my little brother ride the horse or car or whatever because I liked watching him giggle and laugh.

Great! Now All State is gonna bend us over.

Has anyone here ever seen Wallace and Gromit in “Curse of The Were-Rabbit”? There’s a chase scene involving those supermarket rides that’s hilarious.

No idea what this is about.

It’s a kids’ ride where the kid gets in, and the car shakes. It can’t roll.

I don’t get it either.