Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 10, 2011

Disco, disco duck!

And they said disco was dead….

Notice how many Americans are driving to WORK during the cartoon?

And the gas just went up ten cents to pay for the light change.

Ok, but it wasn’t me, and anyway, I lost my car keys.

Your Federal tax dollar at work

If you expect something, how can it be unexpected?

This reminded me of one of my favorite cartoons – which I could not find on the Web. So here’s an attempt to do justice to a picture in words: FRAME 1: Man stands on corner. Sign flashes “Don’t Walk!” FRAME 2: Man steps out into street. Sign still flashes “Don’t Walk!” FRAME 3: Kaboom! Bolt of lightning fills the whole frame. FRAME 4: Man is smoking pile of ashes in middle of street. Sign flashes, “I told you not to walk.”

Diego,,,, It might have been me if someone had just run over my fingers???

Disco Inferno.

You want a life? Go to these sites:

http://www.ustream.tv/decoraheagles

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/eagle-cam

Disco traffic light ball!

I have one of those hanging from my car mirror..

@ribbie149, pdenman - Perhaps comicgos works the night shift, and he(?) is goofing off during his lunch break. Or perhaps GoComics updates in the late afternoon where he lives. (I know for a fact that some posters on GoComics live in Europe, while others live in Asia.)

Some even live in Australasia….

Not one for the ages… Or the Hall of comic pages… Just a little trifle… For the critics to stifle… Their laudets and applause… Of the Wiley and his cause… So to show that lack of art… Can somehow still impart… A wink and a nod of support… Even when the effort is naught…

Nice change.

There comes a time in every man’s life when he comes to a crossroads. It’s the most important time. But running out of gas is not unexpected, there’s a gauge.

Can you identify this sound:

Vrrrroooooom! SCREECH!

Vrrrroooooom! SCREECH!

Vrrrroooooom! SCREECH!

Vrrrroooooom! SCREECH!

Vrrrroooooom! SCREECH!

Answer: A rookie driver trying to get through a flashing red light.

Note: No Blonde jokes here.

@Grainbelt: Seeing as rain falls from our sky and hot air rises to it I’d say that Heaven would be “up” for us too… or does Heaven only exist directly above where you live? :-)

…Mind you, for those living in Adelaide it isn’t really an issue as they’re already in Hell. (Just a little bit of local humour).

^And my relatives in Melbourne tell me they’re already living in heaven!

puddleglum1066 said, 1 conundrum ago

If you expect something, how can it be unexpected?

There is a whole philosophical/logical debate about that, especially “The Surprise Paradox”–can a gift or test or execution really be unexpected if you know it is coming?

This has a very Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy feel to it.