Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 24, 2020

The way he plays the bagpipe, some may want to reach for Scotch…

She thinks she’s being called a dog. That’s my way of thinking when someone types “snerk.” What’s a “snerk?”

Grinch: “It’s not a skirt, it’s a kilt…sicko!”

If he’s wearing a kilt and it LOOKS like a mini, he might wanna lay off the haggis (and the Scotch).

Maybe his knees aren’t knobby enough.

Gaylord of the Clan MacVulture.

Dark Isle Piper: The Gael ( Last of the Mohicans Theme)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKn73ZjPfIQ

That’s what he did to that poor bagpipe; he kilt it.

Lassie was a dog….LOL Broomy is being snarky!

Why are bagpipers always marching around?

They are trying to get away from the awful sound.

If I wore a kilt, I would definitely go commando.

Lovely tune? I wouldn’t count on it!

Gaylord needs to realize that bagpipes, like any instrument, requires a lot of hard work and practice to play well. But in the hands of a skilled performer, they’re awesome. The stereotypical bad performance of Scotland The Brave that is used on comedy TV shows has given the instrument an very bad name.

For those who don’t believe me, give a listen to this: https://therogues.com/track/2061125/cullen-anderson

Broomhilda said nothing about commenting about his attire.

“A true gentleman knows how to play the pipes well, but doesn’t.”

I thank ye, Broom-Hilda, for I greatly enjoy the skirl of the bagpipe!

And, Gaylord, the kilt befits thee!

It’s called a kilt because they kilt the first person to call it a skirt.

Yes, it’s a kilt. And he certainly kilt the music…