Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for May 28, 2020

I guess Rudy doesn’t get the message.

Is this supposed to be a play on “Stick A Geranium In Your Hat And Be Happy”?

I can guarantee I’d buy it before I’d buy ‘Eat, Pray, Love’!

But first Sadie needs to bribe the Fad Herald to declare that the new cool word for happy is “happer”.

Reminds me of John Prine’s “Dear Abby”:

You have no complaint

You are what your are and you ain’t what you ain’t

So listen up buster, and listen up good

Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

Can I buy a copy for all 7 billion of you yappers?