Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for June 15, 2020

A mystery? You mean like a glowing ghost skull mystery, Tarzan?

Tarzan’s car should be a Mazda because he jumps from 323 :oP

Artist ~ “He, he, he, three in one strip, I’m on a roll now.”

The dead guy was kind enough to leave a To Whom It May Concern note, “do not wanderlust in the desert“

Looks like I called this plot hook correctly on Saturday

Looks like the beginning of Tarzan the Magnificent

Turns out he was a FedEx delivery man who got lost looking for the address.

Perhaps there’s a mystery to this pile of bones. he mused; then he read the parchment, and he was not amused.

I’m betting that no matter what language the “parchment” was written in:

1. No decades of sun and wind and sandstorm has damaged the parchment enough to render it unreadable.

2. The parchment will be written in a language that Tarzan can not only understand, but read.

3. There will be a map.

(Maybe going out on a limb (or a rib bone) on that last one.)

Tarzan’s feet smoke but don’t burn on the hot desert sand.

It’s a notification from the IRS requiring skeleton man’s presence at an income tax audit….I wonder how much of a fine they will demand? Death & Taxe$, ya know!

has anyone ever wondered “who styles Tarzan’s hair?”

“Uh oh. This says he was John Clayton, Lord Greystoke. Let’s just see if it’ll burn…”