Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 30, 2020

No

“Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Are_You_There,Vodka%3F_It%27s_Me,Chelsea

Get off my back, you monkey!

Awake, but incoherent.

Be careful how you wake him, there’s always the danger of him hitting the bottle!

“Forget AA. I’ll be your sponsor.”

What do you want ? I said “Good Night” … last night ;-)

Dream girl?

How you know it’s going to be a bad day.

It’s 5am, come back in 12 hours…

Fermented potato nightmare

In Russian language, only one letter difference between water and vodka: Вода – Водка

Sorry, I only do tequila sunrises.

Between the bars ~ Elliott Smith https://youtu.be/p4cJv6s_Yjw

Just a refined form of Mr. Potato Head.

I used to know a guy with that kind of problem, only it was with cigarettes, not booze. We used to go on business trips together sometimes, and he could not get through the night without waking up around 2 or 3am to have a smoke.

This is your schnapps shunshine shpeaking…

It’s time to call AA.

2 AM sugar crash…

“I wake up in the morning and I hold my bottle tight. When I go to bed I have a gallon out of sight.”—Big Bill Broonzy, “I Keep on Drinkin’”