Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 25, 2020

And a $100 deposit on the oars.

There’ll also be social distancing on deck.

You’ll also need to sign a waiver stating you understand there is no guarantee that you’ll actually return from this cruise.

What’s “travel”?! :D

Pay the extra $20 and get a cruise liner stateroom.

Or you could buy a couple of rubber duckies and splash in the bath for half the price!

That might be the safest cruise you’ll take.

And we don’t recommend selfies taken while standing on the bow of the boat, either.