Makes me wonder already how Lois Lane isn’t able to differentiate Clark Kent’s voice and Superman’s voice on the phone… also Jim Gordon with Bruce Wayne’s and Batman’s voices on the phone.
Don’t worry Calvin, superheroes still get by with that secret identity stuff because everyone else is too dumb to put two and two together. All Superman does is ditch his glasses, and yet nobody knows he’s Clark Kent.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
Stupendous Man, the proactive crime fighter.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
Makes me wonder already how Lois Lane isn’t able to differentiate Clark Kent’s voice and Superman’s voice on the phone… also Jim Gordon with Bruce Wayne’s and Batman’s voices on the phone.
codycab over 4 years ago
No Calvin. You’re just a rookie.
Space_Owl on GoComics over 4 years ago
Don’t worry Calvin, superheroes still get by with that secret identity stuff because everyone else is too dumb to put two and two together. All Superman does is ditch his glasses, and yet nobody knows he’s Clark Kent.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
Calvin doesn’t get it yet…you’re supposed to call the police commissioner to find out if there’s any crime going on…
Bilan over 4 years ago
Stupendous Man could call Principal Spittle to find out what crimes have been committed, but his alter-ego Calvin already knows about those.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 4 years ago
You don’t need to wear a mask when you’re on the phone!
gbars70 over 4 years ago
What happened to dad’s ‘anything for a giggle’ attitude?
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Stupidous Man strikes again!
rshive over 4 years ago
One of the first rules of secret identities is to keep them secret.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I totally agree with Calvin. Though ‘Anonymus’ seems to have made a good effort. The Guy Fox mask seems to do the trick.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
Kitchen wall phone. I miss those and real typewriters.
joefearsnothing over 4 years ago
….“there may be a crime to report when I get my hands on you young man!” ;o{
comixbomix over 4 years ago
Not as hard as it is getting used to a superhero saying “phooey”.
BiggerNate91 over 4 years ago
Meanwhile, in the Marvel Cinematic Universe….
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Calvin, er…Stupe, you need to plan what to say BEFORE you dial! It’s the first rule in the Book of Stupendity. :D
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yes – I do have one crime to report – my paycheck!
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
I blew my secret identity years ago.
Stephen Gilberg over 4 years ago
He brought his costume to school? How long until he realizes that it’s fooling nobody?
Coach The Most Fluffy Dog!! over 4 years ago
Shoot down again
Red33410 over 4 years ago
Hard to be a crime fighter when you ONLY know one phone number! *grin*
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 4 years ago
Calvin must really be bored if he’s calling Dad as ‘Stupendous Man’. Is Hobbes napping right now?
hagarthehorrible over 4 years ago
We have gone through these fancy ideas during lockdown. Didn’t work though. But Calvin is a genius.