The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 14, 2020

Identify the issue, get results.

What game? All leagues are suspended.

Haven’t had cable for more than 10 years. Have not missed it one second.

Surely if there’s a problem with the cable, it’s the cable company’s responsibility, you shouldn’t have to pay…

Some people have different ideas as to what constitutes emergency.

Call out the militia, hah, Thorny?

there hasn’t been a ‘big game’ in my house for over 10 years. growing up and for a huge part of my adult years I was a huge sports junky. not anymore for all kinds of reasons. found out I don’t even miss it or even care. interesting to me how things can take over your life that really aren’t important after all.

Totally non-emergency. Besides being cancelled! See, some good comes out of bad! LOL!

No big games today. I’ve been enjoying the golf and bowling “Matches” though!

What alternate universe is this where the cable/satellite technician comes out the same day you call?

For the past two weeks, our internet has had ‘an outage’ every day from around 4 to 6 pm. The company claims they are working to ‘improve our service.’

With an opening like “Oh, Brutus!” I was expecting Gladys to ask him to do something that required getting out of his chair.

Yeah, that five-years-ago Islanders-Penguins game is on!