The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 25, 2020

oh, fudge…

HE WHO PULLS THE STICK FROM THIS FROZEN TREAT SHALL BECOME THE RIGHTFUL KING OF RECESS

Always comes up with the short end of the stick..

I can just imagine the conversation: Arthur: “Is this the magic sword”?, his mother (presumable), “No, you idiot”!

This is not funny because popsicles weren’t invented until the 20th century.

(Don’t flame me, it’s just a lame attempt at being not-serious sarcastic.)

So the trick to pulling the sword was to try on a hot day and wait until the rock melted a bit?

He never got in his licks.

Excalibur-sicles…

Arthur Pendragon wore glasses? Who knew?

I’m not quite that old, but I do remember those homemade popsicle molds. May still have one in a box in the basement.

They had glasses in the 6th century?

Warning do not turn your back on that kid, Lancelot du Lac.

Stick with sno-cones.

Bring on the ice cream sandwiches.

When it came to the ladies, he was often left holding the stick.

“Is this a fudgicle I see before me?