Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for May 17, 2020

I hope that that is high tide.

I wanna know where he got the mask? His t-shirt? He’s gonna really get sunburnt.

Covid Theater presents Bob Denver in Samuel Beckett’s “Waiting for the Skipper.”

What – no gloves?!?

I’d say he’s low risk.

As Monty Python once said, “That’s just silly”.

Now if he could just get 6 feet away from that tree.

and no toilet paper…

Why a mask? The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind…

There may be such a thing as being too cautious

Using the Man On An Island trope to make a sad commentary on the current state of affairs. Brilliant! Unless…he’s just trying to keep the island sand out of his nose. NO! It’s the first one!

At least, I won’t have to worry about getting his sneezing/coughing residue!

Yep. That’s exactly how stupid this has all become.

Reminds me of seeing people driving their car wearing a mask. Why?