Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 25, 2020

This food i can eat. What you bring needs to be buried.

It’s all about the wrapping. Plus, your fees are too high, Sparkles.

Mama belied her ancient-ness yesterday and ended a white mouse’s existence. Why a white mouse was running around our back lot isn’t known. I just hope it wasn’t somebody’s pet. Mama seems to be 23 years old and we thought she had retired from her career. The corpse disappeared overnight.

You don’t bring this kind of food!

My cats deliver breakfast in bed.

Yep, my kitty ‘delivered’ two mouse meals to my middle of the night bedside this week…. Lucky for me he understood my ‘request’ that they be taken elsewhere-

“What, you cat people think it’s just fine to let your cat roam the neighbor hood?”

Especially when your 20lb siamese brings home an 8lb woodchuck.

Just one more reason to keep your cat safely indoors.

This might be the funniest virus strip I have seen!

She hasn’t opened the bag yet.

I don’t know what’s in there, but I’m sure that I’m going to turn my nose up at it.

We had a (fixed, male) cat who really really‍ wanted to be a mother. Various times, he brought home a kitten, a baby bunny, even a bird once; made a nest and tried to nurse them. We managed to return the kitten and the bunny by knocking on doors and asking if they were missing one, but the bird was just returned to the outdoors to make its own way as well as it could.

Eek…a mouse!