Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 24, 2020

Like a book* from the dollar store for you to read, wise-crack son?

*The non-electronic, paper kind.

Ah, a tip for the service worker.

For a buck?

Tony’s QOTD: Are you fast?

I see there are still technical issue with the QOTD.

My QOTD: Are you a big tipper?

Depends on the service I get.

So Tony, does my service rate a tip from you?

Anything for a buck, by L, D & D.

Fast to a spend a buck!!!

I’m sorry but in my house it’s finders keepers losers weepers

Left a note on his FB page. So no, I’m not fast any more. Usta could, tho.

[[[GASP!]]] Money-laundering! d;o)

In my house, found money goes to charity. It doesn’t matter who lost that found money.

Years ago, my mom washed a $20 in my dad’s pants. She hung it up on the clothesline to dry with the rest of the laundry.