Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 28, 2020

The only phone number I’ve been able to memorize is — aside from my own — is my father’s cell phone number.

I sometimes have problems remembering my own phone number, never mind anyone else’s.

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Ya feel me?

Nope; I keep my distance.

Are they free of chargers in that store?

Only telemarketers do that.

Pete is denser than I thought!

This guy is a complete moron. I’m not sure of the difference between a complete or incomplete one but he certainly qualifies in either category.

Wearing a mask….

but borrowing his cell phone??

The one item he holds in his hands, just inches from his face….

and breathes on and talks towards, with his mask off?

And he thinks it’s OK to let you hold it, and talk on it, no doubt without your mask muffling it….

so you can get your breath, and maybe some cough droplets, all over it too!

What a great idea for both of you.

A little unclear on the concept.

Modern problems…

No Tony I don’t!!!

How inconvenient.