Pickles by Brian Crane for March 23, 2011

Yikes - I was lost at wiseness…

I don’t think Nelson will be using you as his writing assignment Earl.

Nelson, a word to the wise-est-ness-hood - run.

shouldn’t that be ‘wisehoodedness’?

Isn’t Earl missing an “A” work after his description of himself as “wise”?

“Wisdom is not knowledge.” — Frank Zappa (sorta)

(The complete quote: “Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.”)

He’s a real wise guy.

… and Nelson finally understood the difference between intelligence and wisdom. Or is that wiseness?

And Earl’s ‘wiseness’ is NOT second to none. It’s equal to none at least.

Wisitudity!

Hey don’t be a smarty pants with His Royal Wiseness!

Yep, I think we all agree that part of Earl’s anatomy is wise and it is not his head!

If you can’t be wise you can still be a wise a$$!

Nelson your grandpa is not the best for wisdom. If you wish to write a paper on your grandpa make it funny in what he does on nonsense not wiseness.

Earl, are you so grumpy or what? I guess you are not wise person anymore, eh!

I think Earl’s having hearing problems again. He didn’t hear people say “wiseNESS”, they were saying “wiseA–”…

He’s so wise he’s a wisenheimer.

Wise Guy huh ???

He had me going for a bit, too! Look out, Nelson.

I believe it is actually “wisenesshood.”

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting tomatoes in your fruit salad