Careful there big guy locals may not be lo-cal.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Some of them were even delivered!
Tomorrow he will have a craving to eat in Chinatown for something spicy.
He spits these two guys out as being too bitter.
In fact, he starts to nibble first and rejects everyone as being uneatable.
Then he rips off the roof to a tax firm. The first one he nibbles he rejects as usual.
Then he sees the CPA plaque on the desk of the next guy and immediately gobbles him up. And the next gal, too, with a CPA nametag.
In fact, he gobbles up, without hesitation, every single CPA he finds
It just goes to show you, there’s no tasting for good accountants.
Sure, but were they locally sourced ? Check the birth certificates first , Godzilla!
What a powerful difference one letter makes!
Best pun I’ve heard in ages! Kudos!
Antifat.
A group I was in had an icebreaker in which we said our names and our favorite places to eat. I said, “My name is Ghidorah, and my favorite place to eat is downtown Tokyo.” It took the others a moment to realize the wordplay.
Those locals may disagree with.
@MarkParisi, I love how your mind works.
September 06, 2014
santa72404 over 4 years ago
Careful there big guy locals may not be lo-cal.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
No matter where you go, there you are.
enigmamz over 4 years ago
Some of them were even delivered!
juncarlo over 4 years ago
Tomorrow he will have a craving to eat in Chinatown for something spicy.
Vilyehm over 4 years ago
He spits these two guys out as being too bitter.
In fact, he starts to nibble first and rejects everyone as being uneatable.
Then he rips off the roof to a tax firm. The first one he nibbles he rejects as usual.
Then he sees the CPA plaque on the desk of the next guy and immediately gobbles him up. And the next gal, too, with a CPA nametag.
In fact, he gobbles up, without hesitation, every single CPA he finds
It just goes to show you, there’s no tasting for good accountants.
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
Sure, but were they locally sourced ? Check the birth certificates first , Godzilla!
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
What a powerful difference one letter makes!
Here's Waldo over 4 years ago
Best pun I’ve heard in ages! Kudos!
bugabaman over 4 years ago
Antifat.
Stephen Gilberg over 4 years ago
A group I was in had an icebreaker in which we said our names and our favorite places to eat. I said, “My name is Ghidorah, and my favorite place to eat is downtown Tokyo.” It took the others a moment to realize the wordplay.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Those locals may disagree with.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago
@MarkParisi, I love how your mind works.