Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 02, 2020

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    santa72404  over 4 years ago

    Careful there big guy locals may not be lo-cal.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No matter where you go, there you are.

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    Some of them were even delivered!

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    juncarlo  over 4 years ago

    Tomorrow he will have a craving to eat in Chinatown for something spicy.

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    Vilyehm  over 4 years ago

    He spits these two guys out as being too bitter.

    In fact, he starts to nibble first and rejects everyone as being uneatable.

    Then he rips off the roof to a tax firm. The first one he nibbles he rejects as usual.

    Then he sees the CPA plaque on the desk of the next guy and immediately gobbles him up. And the next gal, too, with a CPA nametag.

    In fact, he gobbles up, without hesitation, every single CPA he finds

    It just goes to show you, there’s no tasting for good accountants.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Sure, but were they locally sourced ? Check the birth certificates first , Godzilla!

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    What a powerful difference one letter makes!

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    Here's Waldo  over 4 years ago

    Best pun I’ve heard in ages! Kudos!

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    bugabaman  over 4 years ago

    Antifat.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    A group I was in had an icebreaker in which we said our names and our favorite places to eat. I said, “My name is Ghidorah, and my favorite place to eat is downtown Tokyo.” It took the others a moment to realize the wordplay.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Those locals may disagree with.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    @MarkParisi, I love how your mind works.

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