Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 06, 2020

Locknut may or may not refer to what happens in the bathroom.

‘Your teeth are screwed!’

The Dentist’s Delight.

Are they like The Everlasting Gobstoppers?

This is just pure genius.

Now, these candies and really bad for your teeth!

If some nuts and screwballs eat this candy, does it mean they’re cannibals?

Shouldn’t a robot be on the package instead?

Do quantum mechanics use really tiny wrenches?

Where’s Bob The Builder when you need him?

There used to be these Made Fun Of candies/products (head & Boulders Shampoo) on stickers when i was a kid…BID…

Wrenched my back laughing.

I like it. 50 years as a mechanic ( retired )

Chewy nougat brought to you by LocTite.

Please send a truck load to Washington—there are a lot of loose nuts that need tightening up!

Are you talking about the chain of automotive repair shops in Alabama?

If the narcs catch you with these, they put you in a vice grip.

Wacky Packages!

Some of them might be a little rusty.

A famous man once said, “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!”

A source of iron for vegetarians?

Uhhhhhhhh?

The dentists love this one