Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 10, 2020

The doctor told me to have a hot bath followed by a glass of warm milk and I should get a good night’s rest. But by the time I finished the bath I was too full to drink the milk.

when he says he’s got nothing up his sleeve he means it…

Is that guy visiting from ‘The Dinette Set’?

Wouldn’t the equivalent of a sleeve for the knee be a pants leg?

Brace yourself.

I think there’s a complication, you’re a terminal idiot.