Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for June 02, 2020

Yea Tank don’t give her a lot of time to think she might change her mind.

Go to the court and get the marriage certificate, then plan the wedding.

I’m noticing how tiny that champagne flute is in Tank’s hand…

Just get a reverend to Skype you, and bam! Instant wedding.

Easy solution … do both! Have a small private ceremony now and then when the Corvid-19 pandemic recedes enough, have the big, splashy wedding.

At least, the couple isn’t under a deadline to get hitched.

Remember, Tank, this time she asked you. I don’t think there’s much danger of her backing out.

I hope if they have kids the girls don’t have his jaw.

You can have both. Quickie now, Bash later.

I’ve often wondered: is a shotgun wedding legal if the shotgun isn’t loaded?

Is it me, or Tank’s sideburns are growing by the panel?