Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 28, 2011

…the plight of a girl waiting at a bus stop on Friday, should she take the front seat, should she take the back seat?

Milford Idol auditions begin right now!!!!!

Dig the floozie action in P3. Sitting next to beatnik Dom DeLouise and in the lap of an apparent “younger man”, is a Milford cougar with some powerful cleavage goin’ on. Giggety!

The guy with the laptop is getting angry because he can’t find ihatelini.com. It was his favorite website.

Oh no, looks like a long time before spring sports start, about July 20th……….

“But it’s not Derek ‘Slim’ Chance” -

No, Slim Chance’s tubby drummer got Derek hooked on smack and he OD’d in a Motel 6 in Goshen right before Christmas.

We would have heard about it but we were focused on Lini for weeks upon weeks.

She has bigger hands than Clapton. Great for reaching those 13th chords.

Lini in drag performing at the Milford bistro?

To paraphrase Cracker, “What this strip needs now/is another folksinger/like I need a hole in my head.”

P4 - crowd crashed, heads on table or laying back, out like a light.

Bronyaur you’re right she has big hands ….but I bet you they’re not Slow Hands. Is that Marty Moon pretending to be looking at his laptop while peering down the dress at the cleavage of the babe at the table?

This is not a good start is it? I’d rather see Gil fighting the evils of snuff and dip with his outfielders. Are those the Thorp kids in P3 looking in the phone book for the Milford address of Thorp, Gil?

This is not a good start is it? I’d rather see Gil fighting the evils of snuff and dip with his outfielders. Are those the Thorp kids in P3 looking in the phone book for the Milford address of Thorp, Gil?

girl’s softball coming up

I know where this is going, I saw it in a movie! Is she nekid up there? Run, Forest! Run!

The customer with the cleavage is the Mudlarks’ new coach, Busty Baker.

Let’s just hope the singer isn’t Lini in drag…that would surely send the Gilfather over the edge- and the storyline as well.

i think the best recent story line was torrey pines when gil took the golf gig for the summer.

Thank-you???? I don’t see anyone clapping in P3?

I’m a little disappointed that you’ve all missed the cameo appearance of Kevin Smith in P3.

I swear I saw “Slim” Chance pitching for the Giants the other day…

Does Milford have a track team?