Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 05, 2020

Quick, get the battering ram ready, and the tear gas, and the rubber bullets, and the K9 units, and, and.

I have a Clue, the kid, in the basement, with a computer.

“It’s Brundlefly!” – “Get ready, guys!”

A white woman complaining about a black fly.Watch Out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh ma’am, we’re SWAT – Special Weapons Against Termites. You need to all SWAF – Special Weapons Against Flies!

Just tell them it’s a black fly!

We’re here for the meth lab in the basement.

lmao

Well as long as you are here……

We’re the PPST, Peaceful Protester Swat Team.

This goes to show how many calls police get that are so ridiculous and waste time and tax payers money…I read the Police Blotter and it’s astonishing how many calls are lame.

With all the different colored shirts, they look more like a biker gang than a SWAT team.

I don’t laugh much these days, but this one tickled my funny bone!