Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 07, 2011
April 06, 2011
April 08, 2011
Transcript:
Frank says, "For the last time, I'm a 'letter carrier,' not a 'mail escort'!"
Frank says, "For the last time, I'm a 'letter carrier,' not a 'mail escort'!"
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Letters are easy. I could never remember to carry my numbers in multiplication.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Mail escorts look like Adonis. Letter carriers look like Lew. Simple mistake.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
And some male escorts are carriers of another sort.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
FREEHOLDER I put in a Change of Address form for you. Do you know where Deep Swamp Road is in Lost Village, Ark is?
I’ll have you know that while a mail man (is that redundant?), I was compared to a certain “David”. Wonder why all the lady customers grew fig leaves.
yyyguy over 13 years ago
gotta admit i like the concept. better than the usual pun from this strip.
hippogriff over 13 years ago
Letter carriers carry more than letters: flats (9x12 or so envelopes usually containing junk mail), nuts (small packages that can get lost easily in the pouch), occupant printed matter without envelopes or resident names, etc. They are not necessarily male (mail man is out). The easiest is the British term “postie”.
worldisacomic over 13 years ago
That’s about all they can do! carry it. But ask them to place the mail in the correct box and they go postal on you.
comicnut4636 over 13 years ago
To be absolutely P.C. mail man would be “person person”
bmonk over 13 years ago
I always go with “gender person” as the correct P.C. title.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Letter carrier. Ask Betty and Gloria.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Adonis, David, easy mistake, lew. My wife thinks The Thinker fits me best,. because of where I usually have my only deep thought of the day. ;-)