That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 27, 2020

“You guys go ahead and fight. I have to go get something from my car.”

The moment before they came up against one ton of magnets.

A long time ago, in this galaxy:

♫“For heeeeeeere

Am I s*itting in my tin can…”♫

It’s easy to chicken out when you’re a knight and nobody can tell who’s who.

C-3PO had a bad feeling about this. Holy fried motherboards, either he was on the wrong set or he had read the wrong script.

What exactly is “body colour”? I’m almost afraid to ask…

raiders of the lost ark wipeout scene outtake…

Early sci-fi film with a low budget.

The moment before the costume designer of the movie ‘Predator II’ was fired for lack of originality.

Hey, guys, when’s Halloween?

We’re just pawns in someone’s giant game of chess!

Who at the back made that comment?

They told me not to take the brown acid. I knew I shouldn’t take the brown acid. But did I listen about not taking the brown acid? No…….and this is the same dream I’ve been having every night since 1969!

“We are the nights who say ni.”

We are having an All (K)nighter.

Anybody seen my metal polish?

Okay, who asked for the Imodium?

That’s a might big dragon. Squire, bring me my brown pants!

Has anybody seen my squire with my trusty coconuts?

No wonder the Jedi Knights stopped wearing armor – on Tatooine the sand gets into EVERYTHING.

Wife: Would you stop that insistent clanking, I’m trying to watch Jeopardy.

New meaning to “flashing gang signs”

The closets at Camelot/ are crowded enough, God wot/ with suits of steel/ that have lost their appeal/ for they won’t stop a pistol shot.

Where’s the oil can? ( Tin Man, Wiz of Oz)

Knight Moves

Medieval Cylons

I hate being right behind that group at airport security.

Armor Chamber Fantasy:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Adolf_Menzel_-_%22Armor_Chamber_Fantasy%22,_1866_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size drawing.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/menzel_adolf_von.html

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=2991

https://www.wikiart.org/en/adolph-menzel

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/10299714/adolph-menzel

http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/411/adolf-von-menzel-german-1815-1905/

https://www.musee-orsay.fr/en/events/exhibitions/archives/archives/article/menzel-1815-1905-la-nevrose-du-vrai-4153.html?no_cache=1

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/m/menzel/biograph.html

http://www.artnet.com/artists/adolph-von-menzel/

http://www.adolph-von-menzel.com/

http://www.visual-arts-cork.com/famous-artists/adolph-menzel.htm

https://www.deutsche-biographie.de/sfz61778.html

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Google Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 4 works (5 times, with 1 repeat) by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/12/30?comments=visible 

has the prior (the repeat, my comment there included the same artist info URLs, the second of which may be unresponsive).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2457 (May 26, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“We’re gonna CRUSH that other paintball team! Hey! Where are our guns?”

In days of old, when knights were bold, / But toilets not yet invented, / Knights left their load/ On the side of the road / And walked away, contented.

(A very old rhyme from my childhood that was a long, long time ago in a place far, far away. . . .)

Another failed sneak attack by the Clanking Commandos of Koln.

Arthur preferred to view the latest fashions in armor as a parade down a catwalk.

The gross fact about this period is when armor was not easily removed or moved aside to relieve one bladder. So one would stuff cotton or like material into one’s metal codpiece (protective cup) and relieve one’s bladder into it.

since the gyms are closed the men put the iron to better uses.

guy on right is not going into battle dressed like that.

The Round Table Knights got the giggles after hearing Lancelot’s fart echoing in his armor. :>)

You put your right arm in … You take your right arm o.. …. …. … O Sh*t!