Baldo en Español by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for April 02, 2011

I missed last night because I was falling asleep again, so I’d better make up for it.

Hope you’re having a

time tonight.

I was playing cards but I only had a couple

hands.

Of course you did JFri! You gotta know when to hold ‘em and know when to fold ‘em!

GOOD MORNING MARG!

These Saturday mornings of waking up at 8 or a little after are getting old REAL QUICK! But I feel rested so I guess it’s okay. I just hope I don’t fall asleep at 10 pm tonight!

Buenos Dias Locos! It feels like we just had a weekend and now suddenly here is another one. I must be living in the Twilight Zone, or Groundhog’s Day!

Tia Carmen podria hace una fortuna vendiendo com fertilizante.

(Tia Carmen could make a fortune selling it as fertilizer).

Buenas Dias cleo! I don’t even know what that stuff is she is dumping. Didn’t google it.

At least in Groundhog Day, Bill Murray didn’t age!

Dry, it is a vegetable and beef soup made with beef shanks. I don’t think that I have had it, but I know that I am going to make it.

Thank you, cleo for the clarification. I was too lazy to look it up! :-D

It’s your day off so be lazy.

Have my sheets on line cleo! Lovely day, mid 40’s, nice breeze. Older son helping younger son with his college math at the kitchen table, all in all, a slow but very pleasant day. Just read a nice quote from Thomas Jefferson, “All that really matters is your family and friends”. :-)

Get OVER it, Dry!

you know

Wile E. Coyote

catches the Roadrunner!

cleo do I know this guy or do I know this guy! I knew when I made that post that at some point in time today, it would drag him out of the woodwork! SNERK, SNICKER, SNORT! :-D

You two bring out the

Qualities in your conversational development.

I made the mistake of going into town today, busy everywhere. It was the first day for the Farmer’s Market and despite the rain it was overflowing with people, so I skipped it.

The Farmer’s Market? What would they have there this time of year?

My one clothesline broke cleo. I “jerry-rigged”it for the time being.

I hope your laundry didn’t get dirty. I use a retractable line that strings from my garage to a garden trellis.

Since I didn’t stop at the market, I believe they have starts, plants, maybe some edibles. There are also as many crafts people and also food booths as farm stands.

Oh, and of COURSE her sheets got dirty! The line didn’t break without any weight on it!

cleo, she means she tied it to her NECK!!!!

If she tied it to her neck lets hope that she has a good book and I wonder if laundry is like a pot on the stove. Will it Dry faster if watched.

My retractable clothes line is dangerous if you unhook it and it slips out of your hand.

cleo no, they didn’t get dirty, they landed on grass. Did I address my clothesline problem to you JFri Hmm, did I, did I? :-D

No time to stop. I am late, I am late, for a very important date!

(Not really, but I felt like saying that.)

Got to go now!

Well geez, nice to see you too, Shika!

Who would be looking up YOUR address, Dry? Hmmm? Not me! And of COURSE the grass is SO clean Dry EATS ALL OF HER MEALS OFF IT! Yeah, right…… She won’t go to bed without showering so she can lie on her sheets that were laying in the CLEAN grass, where NO dogs or other critters EVER poop or pee. Uh huh…

ROFLMAO, TURD! No dogs or other creatures have pooped or peeped in my yard since Charlie Girl left us. Besides, its been sitting in the sun for several hours and sunlight sanitizes everything. AND DON’T EVEN START WITH JAPAN! :-P :-P :-P

Really, Dry? NO coyotes in your neighborhood? No dogs or raccoons or skunks or…SHALL I go on? And NO, sunlight sanitizes ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! Fades it maybe but that’s all. Shall we go into the vault of my education in microbiology and bacteriology? Hmmm? Shall we?? And I WILL start with you on JAPAN!!

No raccoons, no skunks, definately no coyotes! And the Game Commission swears up and down there NO MOUNTAIN LIONS IN THE STATE, NO WAY, NO HOW, (even though they have been sighted!) And who said there’s NOTHING we can do about the radiation so why worry about it, who said that I wonder, hmmm?

Hola Shika! A little pee never hurt anyone Dry.

There’s no pee or pooh. You know JFri I don’t call him Turd for no reason you know! :-D

Dry, you cal him Turd so often that I think that he has become overly fixated on the subject. ;-)

Yes he sure has! LOL! Well, what are we gonna do? We love him, so I guess you could say, we like someone because, we love someone although! Although he’s a TURD, we love him! But we’ll never tell him that, lest it go to his head! That is already big enough! :-D

He is tall enough where a big head kind of fits. LOL

Yes, but I hope he never gets it stuck in a bucket or something! I would laugh my A@@ off!

Dry must have moved to Egypt!! She’s living in denial if she believes none of those animals cross her yard! And just because you can’t DO anything about JAPAN it doesn’t mean you should go out and ROLL in the radiation, let alone SLEEP in it (especially since it increases your exposure exponentially)! But hey, she’ll look REAL good when she grows that THIRD EYE!

It’s good to see that you three are still honing the fine art of rapartee here. Zing! Zing!

Please carry on so the I have some entertainment when I pop in for a break! :-D

How much will you bet that I make it in time for cleo to go watch a movie? Makes me feel real special I’ll tell you!;-)

Hi, Shika!!

Dry’s gonna be REAL easy to find! Just look for the GLOW coming out of PA!

HEY JFRI I can use a third eye! My eyesight ain’t what it used to be!

AND WE HAVE NO COYOTES IN THIS NECK OF THE WOODS, TURD!

I will bet you do

No Coyotes!?! Is it a sterile wasteland?

I am going to watch a movie very soon Shika, very soon!

Dry, once again….no coyotes! They must be to sneaky for you, they’re probably waiting for you to go to bed and then they use your yard as a recreation area. And of course every recreation area has to have bathroom facilities.

Right on the money, cleo!

JFri. As a joke the coyotes probably think…

“If I need to take a sheet, why not under the sheets!” snerk

There are, but not where I am! Capiche?

CLEO, GO WATCH YOUR MOVIE! :-P

Dry, I will oblige as soon as LilG gets off of the dagblasted phone!

JFRI, Don’t you have a hockey game or something? Oh look, little Cache wants to go for a walk! SNERK, SNARK, POOH ON YOU! :-D

We don’t have any coyotes here either Dry! I think it is because I feed the birds. Coyotes are afraid of birds…very afraid!!! And I have a mountain and woods in my backyard. Coyotes are very urban nowadays, so the woods would be to outdoorsy.

gocomics is bizarre! My comment about LilG and the phone was made after your hockey comment Dry and after my coyote/bird comment. Even the time of the post in the comment box supports this.

Oh great, after my last post the time doesn’t support it now. sheesh

Yup, cleo, she’s living in Egypt!!

I guess I’ll say good Night so cleo can watch his movie!

Just for the heck of it. You guys aren’t the only one’s who can blow raspberries! ;-)

I don’t blow raspberries Shika, I eat them and they are tasty every morning on my cereal (of which I combine probably six organic cereals, plus my homemade granola). As for the other two neerdowells, well I think that they have a corner on the market on raspberries, but not the tasty ones.

Well, finally off the phone…movie time!

Stands to reason JFri, if she doesn’t have coyotes, it must be to sandy. If Dry lives in Egypt, she had better watch out. I hear that pyramid schemes are big over there.

cleo, when you’re right, you’re right! SNICKER!!

Shika,

cleo, if she’s in Egypt she had better watch her ASP!!!

That LIGHTWEIGHT DRY must have fallen asleep since she was up BEFORE NOON!!!

Yeah cleo I hear you, I hear you too, TURD! Love my laptop. It brings CSI NY and Gary Sinese UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL! Man, I love my laptop!

Yeah, Dry it only took you TEN YEARS to catch up with the rest of us when it comes to laptops!

Oh pooh on you, TURD! Gary is one nice looking dude, yep! I’m surprised I could watch it that soon, it was just on Friday and a new episode to boot!

Well my kid is home so I will say goodnight. I’ll see ya’ when I see ya’! Have a good one you West Coasters!

Do you know they have old “Let’s Make a Deal” episodes on there? I used to love that game show! I wonder if Monty Hall is still alive? If he is, he must be as old as the hills by now.

He’s still alive. He was born August 25, 1921. Gary Sinise is a shorty!