Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 12, 2011
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Dog: Hey, Louie, this guy's master is dating a woman with a bunch of cats. Louie: Have you tried barking at them? Dog: Yeah, we've been over that. He's looking for some other outside-the-box options. Louie: I dunno… barking is usually the way to go. Have you tried growling? Poncho: What do you guys know about concussive, low-impact blasting agents?
derilium over 13 years ago
Bark Bark Growl Growl Bark Bark Bark!!!!
Oh or eat all the cat food so that the cats starve.
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Good dog Poncho. It pays to think outside the barks.
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Now were on the right path, Poncho! lol
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Another great one, Cleo! LOL
aarken over 13 years ago
I don’t think the other dogs have thought much about anything.
Olfarto over 13 years ago
Here’s a few ‘outside the box ideas’:
make Chazz think he’s allergic to cats
make Carmen think she’s allergic to dogs
slowly replace every cat with a dog in disguise
how about catapulting every cat into the sun?
cdward over 13 years ago
He wants something with BITE.
alan.gurka over 13 years ago
Leave hairballs all around Chazz’s home, including in his food to gross him out and turn him against cats.
Catfeet Premium Member over 13 years ago
That’s it, Poncho–booby-trap the litter box!
pierreandnicole over 13 years ago
Perry is one dangerous little puppy!
StelBel over 13 years ago
Good one, cleokaya!
Francine Long over 13 years ago
Ah yes, Cleokaya you do have a way with words. Good thinking too.
kwyjibo327 over 13 years ago
Since the cats are still there, something tells me whatever plan they cook up isn’t going to work…
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Thanks Terry, StelBel and puppybreath!
Algolei over 13 years ago
Under a porch….